9.30.2011

So, That's How You Got Those Arms?

Forget personal training, bootcamps, gym memberships, just masturbate...whoops, sorry...Just purchase any one of these innovative exercise products.  Cha-ching!  People will buy anything.  I'm going to invent a new revolutionary fitness product.  What?  Don't know yet, but it will be new, revolutionary, save you time and get you ripped, and maybe make you smarter.  Haven't decided yet.  In the mean time I will continue to do it the long and hard way, by lifting weights, doing cardio and eating right.  For shame...





Inappropriate? Ridiculous? Sexy? [haha] The Shake Weight has been out for a few years, but I didn't know they have a version specifically designed for men.  Because that's exactly what we've been lookin for all these years...a device that looks like we're...well you know what it looks like.  The infomercial for the men's Shake Weight is below.  We're continuing the marketing false claims theme [Reebok to refund $25M].  I don't get how anyone would believe that the people in these ads got their physiques from using any of these products.  If you think that the ripped dudes in the Shake Weight or Free Flexor [video below] only workout 6 minutes a day, then you need a good shaking!  

The infomercials are really good for a laugh, so check them out...unless you have one [smh].  








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